After 2 weeks and 1,138 pages I’ve come to 2 conclusions; first it is impossible for any director to bring the book to life in its entirety because of its sexually explicit and truly horrifying murder scenes, and second Stephen King is either unimaginably talented or simply disturbed if not possessed by a malevolent spirit.
So, as an avid horror movie watcher, I’ve decided to share some tips on what you should do to survive if you ever find yourself in a horror movie! Please, follow these strategies religiously, thank you!
I came round to watching The Martian last night and I can’t wait to tell you about it. I realise I’m late to the party, but better late than never right? […]